A Lack of Color

From my daily calendar

October 20th:

Writer/director Sacha Guitry: My dear, if you pass before me, I’ll have carved on your tombstone: “Cold at last.”

Guiltry’s wife singer Yvonne Printemps: My love, if you pass before me, I’ll have carved on your tombstone: “Hard at last.”

October 21st:

“Go gargle with razor blades” – talk show hols Rush Limbaugh

October 27th:

“In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six months too late.” – comedian Tina Fey

November 12th:

“A critic is: A eunich judging a man’s lovemaking. A skydreaming eagle without wings. Pygmies with poisen darts who live in the favelly of the sleeping giants.” – writer/publishers Dagobert Runes